At The Green Man, our psychic readers are professionals. They do readings A LOT. But I was curious to see if one reading in each career so far has stood out as being the funniest, most right-on-the-money, most illuminating, etc. Best reaction ever gotten? Funniest reaction? Let’s see what Shana, Heather, Kristin, Jill, Hovik, Ashley, and Vanina have to say.
I’ve had a few but one I remember was when a woman came in and I laid the cards out and I was hesitant at first but just asked if she was pregnant and if it bothered a friend of hers that she got pregnant. She said, “Yes I just took a pregnancy test before I came here and I brought my friend with me, and I wanted to confirm the pregnancy but I am afraid she’ll be upset because she has been trying for so long to get pregnant. And now I have to tell her.” That’s just one and there are many, but for some reason that always stands out for me and reassures me that my cards are magical.
Ashley says (with names changed to protect the guilty):
One chart reading that was especially memorable for a literal translation of the message was for a client whom I told that her biggest rival is someone who has their moon in Capricorn – specifically in the Nakshatra of Uttara Ashadha, which is an asterism signified by a [insert unusual animal name here]. She was stunned – as she mentioned that her nickname for an ex was [the same unusual animal name], whom she had contact with for the first time in a long time, just prior to our reading.
Another example of an uncanny relatable message was when I met a friend of a client for an impromptu reading in the lobby of a hotel. I was asked if her ex would come back and I was giving her all the information I was getting. For some reason, I heard the words, “baby king” in my mind and decided to go with it. When I uttered this phrase, she interrupted me and said, “omg! we call him the ‘little prince’!” Okay.. no cigar, but close enough. She said she was “weirded out” by it. Strange things have happened in this business….
I remember one, when someone came to see me and she was trying to test me?? Hmm? Didn’t ask me questions, she just stared without agreeing or disagreeing, which was a bit uncomfortable, but oh well…I owned it and gave her all the information the cards had: the good, the bad & the ugly. (Because sugar coating is not my style, or should I say homie don’t play that!) lolol. Kinda felt like I was talking to myself. When I was done, I just closed my eyes waiting for a _________👈 Insert here 👈response👈and she said : everything you just said was right on, you even answered the questions I had. How can you possibly know all the details? (Then the “I must be psychic jokes”started from both of us.) Now she’s my regular.